another quick mind rant

Cola weakens bones...so much reading…jaguars kick ass and take names…fiberlight...so the show must go on.

I found out today that cola weakens bones. That is a very tragic thing to learn, which only means drink more juice and water bitches. Besides cola isn’t even healthy and it makes you dehydrated and so on and so on.

The xbox 360 still rocks so buy one now you lazy sons of cousins of bitches. O and who remembers those mid 90’s songs such as tootsie roll and the da dip, we need to bring that shit back because we just need to. Rap now is hot mess and no one is cleaning it up, so I invite you all to listen to earlier rap and stop supporting these garbage ass artist, and there is no need to get started on this pop rock shit ( no not the candy.)

This element Fiberlight board is the shit. Does anyone know where I can buy some knee high socks cause if I continue at this rate, I am not going to have any hair left on my legs. Go out and buy a fiberlight, now.

Gilmore girls comes on at 8 tonight…I want you all to watch and appreciate the decline of my favorite show on the Tele, and congratulate me on me successfully reading another 600 page book in one day. I’m just full of so much useless knowledge ey?

My fucking Yankees lost again and it’s all that Alex Rodriguez fault, he needs to get his highest paid ass outta the NYC because we would be much better without him. By the way, I had a date with Lindsay Lohan last night, lets just say the rumors are true.. haha just kidding.

Peace out niggas and niggettes lol

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Quick rant

Ripped shoes, Nollies and ollies, evil monkeys, life without an Xbox, READING!!! Life is at a stand still folks. But this just means every thing is all good.

The Jaguars ass-raped the Steelers, my Yankees will go to the fucking World Series, and I still don’t have my 360.

Though I do not have a video game console to play with, I have spent my EXTRA time working, skateboarding, reading, and taking an occasional shower, and let’s not forget football on Saturdays, o and watching football on Sundays. Did I mention I also have actually done some homework? Well I have and you know what fuckers? Fuck Sir Walter Raleigh. Yes I said it.

The story of the Globe is a sad one. No not the earth. And not the Club either. I am talking about the globe shoe that I own, not the right shoe but the left one. Seems he isn’t enjoying skateboarding as much as I am, he will have to suffer more. And who knew I could switch Nollie better than I can normal Ollie. I guess I need some practice.

The boredom and the sugar are catching up to me and the rain can’t hold me down much longer. Adios.

very disturbing story written by my good friend

The October sun shines strong through the pine trees casting a thin line of light across the waters surface that looks like a blade of fire. A small boy stares deeply into the water of the pond, almost like he is really looking below the water and through the earth. His eyes seem to hold secrets and a battle of inner demons seems very close to the surface. Of course at such a young age it would be easy for any adult to shake it off. We all assume from weathered views that no child could know true and honest pain. Thick dark hair falls into his eyes as his chin pulls magnetically toward his chest. The tears are welling in his eyes behind the veil of bangs. His skinny arms wrap around his legs as he pulls his knees up to his chest. He’s come here a thousand times and examined every blade of grass a million times. He’s exasperated the supply of stones. Sent them all to watery graves with his wishes in tow. He cast them all with dreams of some greater power that just might save him. Thus far he has been left with his hope dwindling by the seconds that moved to minutes and on to days and months and years. None of them ever came true, so he wonders if they rest easy at the bottom with all the meager pan fish that seem only to swim out of habit, not so much out of enjoyment of life or desire to live. Even the bugs around here seem tortured, like they are daydreaming of better things. Maybe that’s why the boy always returns. Not just the familiarity, but that shared sense of suffocating hope.
He can remember the first time he came here. It was a day he could never forget for the rest of his days.
When he was 6 years old his mother and father decided it would be easier if he and his sister Anne got a babysitter. His mother started working again after they found Mrs. Gulliver, or Lady G as Anna had nicknamed her due to its ease of slipping from the tongue at her age. Lady G lived in a small one room house with her son Glen. A huge man of about 6’3” and 300 pounds. He towered over his mother whose feeble frame amassed only a fraction over 5 feet. Nathan was the smallest boy in his grade and even in comparison to Lady G he was small. His sister Anne was a cute young girl 2 years younger than he and the same height but a bit heavier. It was a hot summer day at Lady G’s when Glen announced the beginning of the end.
“I have to go out in the garage and fix my motorcycle mom. I think I need Nathan to come help and hold the flashlight.”
“Okay dear” Lady G muttered.
Once inside the threshold of the garage Glen turned back and closed and locked the door.
“We don’t want the girls bothering us while we do our guy work, right buddy?” he said in his harsh, deep, raspy voice. Nathan just stood silent with a nod in place of a verbal response. They set to work fixing the bike in the dim dust covered garage. Nathan held the flashlight and handed Glen his tools as requested. After about 20 minutes Glen faked perspiration as a result of overworking himself. With the back of his hand he wiped the imaginary sweat from his brow as he removed his leather vest and Harley t-shirt.
“You can take yours off too buddy” He said to Nathan with a disgusting grin. Nathan just lightly shook his head with his eyes to the ground. Glen insisted and helped the boy out of his yellow Power Rangers shirt.
“See. Isn’t that better. Whoa look at you! Have you been working out?” He asked faking shock at the sight of the boy’s body. Tenderly squeezing his almost non-existent bi-cep with a grin.
“Are your legs that muscular too?” He questions with a sense of urgency as he asserts force now. Taking Nathan unwillingly close and starting to pull down his sky blue basketball shorts. After about 10 minutes more conning, threatening, and forcing Nathan stands completely naked in tears, as he is rubbed and licked all over his body. Then he is instructed to do the same in return to Glen’s enormous nude body.
After about an hour all the cloths found their way back to the bodies and a series of threats ensues, warning Nathan against discussing what had just occurred. Then he was allowed to leave the garage while Glen stayed behind beginning the work on the bike that had been previously faked.
Instead of running to the house and telling Lady G or Anne what had happened he came here. Now as he sits next to this pond the tears still come strong. He debates the depths of the water in his head. Wondering if there could ever be waters deep enough to bury these memories to the point that he could forget them…He know that will never happen.
I remember it all so clearly…

You know you grew up in the 90's when...

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."

You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

"Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the city the bees are in the park .......................... miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark"

You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

furbies

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.

You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

When you have played and beaten mario brothers/duck hunt.

If you ever watch cheers.

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

if you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB"

when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!


You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that)

Making those little fortune cookie things.. and then predicting your life with them.

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

And You Were Obsessed with either 'Nsync or Backstreet Boys. But never NEVER both...

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You remember a time before the WB.

You owned a portable tape player.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You know the significance of the number 23. (go mj.)

You went to McD's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds...at the play ground.

You remember dreaming to be on a Nickelodeon game show: Double Dare, Nick Arcade, GUTS, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Fun House, Figure It Out, ...

You all know you watched Hey Dude, and Salute Your Shorts...

Remember and You Cant Do That On Television where getting slimed first started!

Do You Love Orange Soda? Kel Loves Orange Soda.. Yes I doo I doo I doooo00000000000

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $1.00 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

when it was all about N64.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Today was a good day

Yea as usual Fourth of July was useless and boring; I mean how many times I can celebrate the useless holiday sheesh. So many things I can say bad about this holiday and how this country was founded but let’s not get into that.

James’ speech went quite well, now his second speech is about the Gorillaz, ooo interesting shit ey? France is on to the world cup and to think I actually chose them, and im tired of waiting for football season man it needs to hurry the fuck up. The chronicles of my skateboard life are at a new beginning: I actually went so fast that I had to stop my board, I thought id never be able to get going, now I know what they mean by KICK PUSH THEN COAST.

I don’t know what I like more, Panic! At the disco, AFI or Fall out boy. You all should know I love rap way more but still these bands are keeping me in the rock game. Lady Shadow is about to get some results, you go girl.

so im alive again

Been awhile but im back and with great news. I brought home another rivals title and the New York JETS JETS JETS defeated the Eagles for the championship in the Bay area Tournament 3 winning 38-14 with santana moss being the MVP with a recieving td and a punt return for a td as well.

In other news, i have two weeks off from flag football, and i was forced to give a presentation on skateboarding in my public speaking class. Good shit either way. So sorry i havent updated but not much has happened since last time well if you dont count the heat winning the championship which was utter bullshit. I got a B in European history 2 cause i rock that shit. So another new semester of summer school, and what do you know i already have an exam thursday, yay me.

I’ve made it a goal to buy two more skateboard decks and some more stickers. I think im finally getting this shit down. Now I just need to find a board that has better feel to it. Not that im leaving element behind, I just want something different that fits into my learning curve, so any suggestions out there fans? Ooh and I got a second interview at chilis on Wednesday wish me luck fuckers.

super duper uber sore

Man i got roughed up in flag football, dont ask, just dont dive for balls. Someone managed to break his nose, dont ask. Either way i was kidnapped saturday, and i also enjoyed watching the oilers take the hurricanes to game, tonight is gonna rock. I'll update the Bay Area tournament when the second round completes. You wanna hear some good music? Get some system of a down or Dizzy Gillespie. Jazz and rock on the izzle shizzle, I find rap dying slowly even though it’s still my preference.

Ahh my nig Federer equals Borg's record of 41 straight grass-court wins, so what he lost the French Open, he is still da man. I still hate the Heat, well really I hate players who leave their teams, just to win championships (Walker, Payton) some busters man. Fuck the heat.

In other news, i won the league championship in rivals 8(Tennessee 21, Washington 3) on espn 2k football, yea im a dork but xbox live is the shit(hence the picture). I got an exam at 8am i should be studying but it's the kinda stuff i hate to study so im not going to. People are still weird but im getting used to it more and more, got the house to myself and my step sister but shes a flake so i run this shit.

Jason falls but the heat fall harder

Nadal beats Federer for French title, man I guess as long as it’s a foreigner I’m ok. Roethlisberger suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, lost teeth and has knee injuries from hitting the pavement. A plastic surgeon has been called in. Got damn Ben, what the fuck were you thinking? I guess his football season is done, so much for a repeat. So the MAVS kicked some serious ass last night. That’s what I’m talking about MAVS fuck those heat up the ass. 2 more games Melissa two more games.

So my mom agreed to forget about me and how I managed to spend almost $8000 and I agreed to forget about her misadventure in Colombia, if you knew the truth, you would be amazed. Is it me or odes LL cool j sample a lot of songs (lyrically as well as beats) much like Missy Elliot. I guess “originality is weary” ey missy? 10 bucks says that bush will declare war on china, because they want to use more oil.

The Bay Area Tournament 3 is now going into the second round, the results of the second half are as followed: the bears beat the cardinals 42-21, the raiders beat the cowboys 27-24, the redskins beat the patriots 35-14, the Texans beat the lions 37-17, the chargers beat the Vikings 33-27, the dolphins beat the falcons 21-0, The eagles beat the giants 42-24, and finally the Bengal’s beat the rams 38-17. Round two begins whenever yo. Lookout for the Edmonton Oilers to whoop on the Carolina Hurricanes tonight in the Stanley cup finals. Melissa is some hot shit(just throwing that out there my dear).

Finally the Oilers win one, man I was scared for Canada for a minute there, but they pulled through. Canada owns in hockey and I will not accept anything less than them winning the Stanley cup. Game 2 of Mavericks vs. Heat tomorrow night, GO MAVS.

Outside of the realm of sports, I’d like to point out that some people are just hideous and I revoke their rights to say that they are anything else. Hey I’m no god either but come on now, if your 5’4 300lbs, you are not hot stuff. Some people are really annoying, but hey that’s life for ya. Over and out.

Updates on the Bay Area Tournament will be up tomorrow.

Federer and Nadal in French Open Finals

Ah my favorite tennis player Roger Federer vs Rafael Nadal in the finals for the French open. I guess it doesn’t get any better than this. Yes, I am also a tennis fan, funky I know. The New York Mets have dealt my boy, second baseman Kaz Matsui and cash to the Colorado Rockies for catcher/first baseman Eli Marrero. Why mets why?

Now on to the results of the first 8 games of the Bay Area Tournament; 24-3 49ers defeat packers in game 1. IN game 2, 21-0 the broncos defeat the buccaneers. In game 3 the colts defeat the saints 35-14. In game 4, titans defeat the sea hawks 24-0. In game 5, the browns defeat the steelers 45-42 in OT. In game 6, the ravens defeat the chiefs 28-7. In game 7, the jaguars defeat the bills 34-13. In game 8, the jets defeat the panthers 49-24. That’s it for this morning’s recap of the Bay Areaaaaaa tournament 3.

On a more personal note, I woke up late and did nothing so it was a great day aiyo.

MAVS take game 1 whoooooop

Mavericks take game 1, Jason Terry was magical. Let’s do it again in game 2 guys. And Air McNair is a Raven, Tennessee finally traded him after treating him like garbage. I’m happy for him, well of course since he was one of my favorite Quarterbacks of the present. I was forced to play 6 online games of ESPN NFL 2k5 games today, I swear total waste of time, but I managed to win four and lost two, can’t win them all, but o well. Tonight begins the Bay Area Tournament 3, best of luck to the returning champions, the Arizona Cardinals and the Philadelphia Eagles. This all beginning at 1 a.m. Friday morning. Hasta la manana for now.

Those Damn CADNALS

CONGRADUALATIONS Arizona Cardinals, for winning nfl 2k5 Bay Area Bowl 2, They knocked off former Champions the Philadelphia Eagles to advance to the finals and beat the Panthers to grab their first ever Bay Area Championship. MVP was Steve Smith with 139 yards receiving and 1 td, despite his teams losing efforts. Final Score was 42-35.

O and congratulations Melissa on actually going to your second day of work, I’m glad it wasn’t too bad for you the first day. And Congratulations class of 2006, I have quite a few friends that have graduated this year, welcome to college and other things you maybe pursuing.

In other real news, I watched next last night and it cracked me up like a mofo “Allison could’ve been my wife, fuck this I’m going on the patch.” – Dude from NEXT that got Nexted. Britney spears breaks up with Kevin Federline, yea I figured dating him was even low for a country ho like her. It wasn’t going to last, at all. Maybe one day they’re going make a super hero movie that’s rated R and no sin city doesn’t count. Superman looks ok but once again too much cgi, o well yo.

Up-ended

So i watched my first stanley cup finals game last night, and needless to say i enjoyed it alot. Despite the oilers losing, i must say it was still entertaining. Yea so i really do give up on trying too hard to make impossible things happen, so im just going to chill out for awhile. Same goes for people too. Im trying to figure out how Too $hort has lasted so long in the rap game. He raps hella slow, damn near retarted if you ask me, and the fact that he was born in the south and he reps oakland, baffles me. But i still love him. Today is 6-6-06 and nothing bad has happened yet and the world hasnt come to an end, i guess its going to happen when i fall alseep, yea right. Im pretty sure senor devil wouldve started in japan and worked his mischief across each time zone. He called me up yesterday and asked why cant we just have a universal time, i said i have no idea nigga. Two more days til the NBA playoffs begin, i can't wait, and you know what? Who really needs people to get through the day, i think im pretty content with myself.

Buster and his storm blues

So, I still don’t get people. Nothing new but it’s still an annoying recurrence. My dog is scared if storms; he’s such a scaredy dog. He sits here a basically drools on my foot while the thunder storm is rolling through, I love it. So now I’m really into this Sigmund Freud guy. Too bad he isn’t alive today, I’m sure he could make me a little more sane, ha. Any who, I see that there’s another movie about 9/11 coming out, as if United 93 wasn’t bad enough, apparently they want to do something about the last two found remaining survivors from ground zero. I feel that producers are just trying to capitalize off these tragic events, and I don’t really feel the need for a constant reminder about what happened that day, especially all the bullshit that surrounds it. But that’s just me and I don’t speak for everyone so I guess its kind of a useless vent. Ah well lol. I think i like someone...not a good sign lol.

Heat Haters

This is an amazing moment, Congrats to all my fellow Mav hardcore following loyalist. I thought that without Raef Lafrentz, zhi zhi wang, Steve Nash, and Michael Finley that we would be nothing but as usual I was wrong(thank god). Pimps like Devin Harris, Marquise Daniels, Jason Terry, and Josh Howard, compliment our man Dirk verrrrrrrrrry well. Hopefully we can get this series in 5 games. My good friend Melissa is a Heat hater so now we're partners in crime. In other news, two college students died from helium overdose. When are these druggies going to learn? I still cant wait til football season, man o man its gonna be great, just a few more months.

Dallas Mavericks

So the mavericks are going to the NBA finals for the first time. Simply awesome. I hope the best for them but i can only do so much. GO MAVS